Secretary of Crunch’s Crunch Log

Twisties

Zooper Dooper Fairy floss

4 Oct 2026

Taste

2.0

Texture

3.5

Appeal

3.0

Longevity

1.5

Wacky - but not as bad as you'd think.. Basically a dessert chip. The biggest turn off is the initial mouth feel - it's almost like amchur, and acidic to make your eyes squint. Then it tastes like fairy floss and old school bubble gum ice cream mixed. Classic Twisties texture - works kinda well for this dessert style. Polarising, and not between good and bad but between bad and gross. It might appeal to a sweet tooth Twisties lover but it'd be hard to get through a bag.

Doritos

Spicy Buffalo Wings

4 Oct 2026

Taste

4.5

Texture

3.5

Appeal

3.5

Longevity

4.0

Taste: 4.5. That underlying Doritos corn taste that you know and love, a little bit of the nacho cheese but then a hint of sweetness over the top and, slowly over time, some heat. At first handful, you don't really notice the heat at all but it's a slow build. Texture: 3.5 - I'd love for them to be thicker and have better structural integrity (comparing to Mission and CCs). Appeal: 3.5 - I almost missed it in the aisle, as the packaging is indistinct. Longevity: 4 - I ate a bag.